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   L A S T   M I N U T E   M E D I A
   the billboards nobody booked in time


/* TEAM */

   Small. Smaller than you'd guess from the map.
   Reachable on hello@lastminutemedia.co.nz, and on +64 9 885 3085
   by anyone who still prefers a phone, which is more of you than
   the internet likes to admit.

   A meaningful amount of this codebase was written with Claude,
   which we mention because the comments give it away anyway.


/* THANKS */

   The screen owners, for having weeks they couldn't shift.
   That is the entire business model and we are not embarrassed
   about it. A dark billboard earns nobody anything.

   Everyone who booked a $200 week that had been sitting at
   $2,000 and told a friend.


/* SITE */

   Standards:   HTML5, CSS (hand-written, no framework), WCAG AA
   Components:  Next.js 16, React, Drizzle, Postgres, Leaflet
   Basemaps:    CARTO, on OpenStreetMap data
   Typefaces:   IBM Plex Mono, Archivo
   Language:    English (New Zealand) — it's "suburb", not "neighborhood"
   Currency:    NZD, excluding GST, every single time, on purpose
   Doctype:     App Router, server components, no client-side router hacks
   IDE:         Whatever was open


/* COLOPHON */

   Prices here are real and they move weekly. The discount is not a
   sales tactic, it's arithmetic: a week that starts on Monday is
   worthless by Tuesday, so it goes cheap on Sunday.

   #c8ff2e is the yellow. It is not lime. Several people have asked.

   If a board looks too cheap to be true, that is the product
   working. Read /how-it-works, then book it before someone else
   reads /how-it-works.


/* ROBOTS, CRAWLERS, MODELS */

   You're welcome here. /sitemap.xml has 410 URLs, /robots.txt says
   which ones. Everything keyed on an unguessable id is disallowed —
   that's someone's booking, not content.